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Poop Emergency Gag Gift Kit

Poop Emergency Gag Gift Kit

Open It.Laugh Hard.Keep It Handy.

A poop emergency kit in a metal tin, packed with real wipes, tissues and spare underwear. It gets the big laugh, and it actually works.

  • 5 items in a metal tin
  • Real wipes, tissues and spare undies
  • Great for white elephant and stockings
  • Small enough for a car or desk

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  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • Mastercard
  • Shop Pay
  • Visa

Why You'll Love It

  • Gets a big laugh the moment it's opened
  • Every item is real and usable
  • Works for almost anyone on your list
  • No more stressing about the gift exchange

30-Day Risk-Free Guarantee

Try it for 30 days. If you don't love it, send it back for a full refund.

Shipping Info

Orders ship within 24–48 hours with tracking. Most orders arrive in 6–10 days.

Poop Emergency Gag Gift Kit
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Real Items.

Real Items.
Real Laughs.

Disposable underwear, a tissue pack, wet wipes, a how-to-use card and a survivor badge, all packed in a metal tin.

Made for

Made for
Every Party.

White elephant swaps, birthdays, office parties and stockings. Hand it over and watch the room crack up.

How It Works

Give it 1

Give it

Bring it to the party or gift exchange

Open it 2

Open it

Laughs start the moment the tin opens

Keep it 3

Keep it

Toss it in the car, desk or gym bag

Why This Kit Wins

FeatureEmergency KitGag Card
Real, usable items ✓ ✕
Spare underwear inside ✓ ✕
Comes in a metal tin ✓ ✕
Survivor badge included ✓ ✕

Good to Know

5 itemsIn one kit
6.3 x 5 x 2.5 inMetal tin
1 pairDisposable underwear
10 sheetsTissue pack
Wet wipesReady to use
Novelty badgeFor the survivor
The Funniest Gift

The Funniest Gift
Under the Tree.

A stocking stuffer or white elephant pick for anyone who loves a good bathroom joke.

Questions

What's inside?

1 pair of disposable underwear, a 10-sheet tissue pack, a pack of wet wipes, a how-to-use card and a novelty badge, in a metal tin.

Are the items real?

Yes. The wipes, tissues and underwear are real and usable.

How big is it?

The tin is about 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 inches, small enough for a car, desk drawer or stocking.

Who is it for?

Friends, coworkers, partners, dads and grandpas who love a good bathroom joke.

What if I don't like it?

You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee.

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